How to survive your Social Studies class with your English teacher

So. Here's the deal. My Social Studies teacher is suckish, intelligent and lazy piece of a gringo, and he left us alone with Mr. Naaasty. So here are some tips for when you get stuck with your English teacher, which by the way is a creepy little guy.

1. Make sure that you are with friends and not searching your assignment. Shakespeare can wait.
2. Do not look once at the clock. Time will not fly by if you look at it. And you definitely want time to fly by.
3. Break your friend´s computer (or something that she/he really loves) to enjoy the class. Yeah that's awesome.
4. If you're in the library, try getting a hint on the SexEd books. It's a one time opportunity. You'll finally have an excuse. (Love the pretty colors!)
5. Turn off the computer of your friend when she is writting a blog that no one sees, and let her loose all her info. Her battey will die eventually (SOON)
6.Grab any magazine, prefferably a People's magazine type, and browse it for funny faces to tell your friends that they look like them. Have a blast, because you are so immature still.
7. READ. No, really.
8. Do not help your friend to get her BB cover off her BB. You'll be cool and mean at the same time.
9.Talk about the Royal wedding, the beatification or some tsunami that just happened.
10. Marry a hypothetical prince. It will only happen inside your head, girl. Face it and deal with it.
11. Stare at your teacher creepily in hope of freaking him out.
12. Feign a nervous collapse and fall off the stairs. Then laugh and tell everybody it was a joke (it is advised to run from the crazy mob afterwards)
13. DIE OF BOREDOM

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