On conmemoration to my brother-in-law´s birthday, I will spend some time gathering some of the funiest birthday quotes I can find.

PS: I´ve bought a special chocolate muffin with one candle and I intend to use it in something involved with a Skype conference call and someone really special (and bald) on the other side of the web camera.

Behold: "Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake".
Anonymous


"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'"
Steven Wright

"The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape."
Samuel Johnson
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
Father Larry Lorenzoni

"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
Robert Frost



"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
Erma Bombeck



"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old."
Mary Schmich



"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit."
George Burns

And always remember; laughter is the best gift there is. So spread the joy and hapiness with these quotes and others, in order to make our loved ones' days memorable and happy -- Your pocket can thank you later.

*If you think you have better or improved quotes concerning birthdays (HIGHLY improbable. I´m not that modest. These ROCK!) Don´t panick! Just post them in the comment space...I'm sure you´ll be the first one. As a matter of fact I can guarantee you´ll be the first one, the most courageous one. Come on! Don´t be dubious about it! Just POST IT for crying out loud! Are you still sitting there in your chair like a numb-sack of stupidness and impotence?! No offense but if you have not posted yet, you may be running a very elevated risk of being one!

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