Birthday´s are nature´s way of telling us to eat more cake

Today, I am proud to say I am eating cake. Why, must you ask? (...appreciate your curiosity...) It is my brother-in-law´s birthday. You know, thinking about it twice, I´d eat a cake even if it wasn´t his birthday, as a matter of fact, evne if it wasn´t anyone´s birthday. I sure wish I could be there, not eating cake alone. Eating cake in company is joyful; eating cake alone is just sad.

Anyway, this is what I wrote to him through the famous Facebook page in his wall: (Hint: He is German, but he keeps up with me in my spanish and english rather well, one could say. I call that ability being sem-trilingual)

"Klaus, que tengas un muy feliz dia, deseamos que la felicidad los atropelle a ambos en el transcurso del resto de sus vidas y que cumplas muchos años más, que los cumplan juntos. Que Dios te bendiga no solo hoy, pero siempre. Sepa que aqui lo estaremos celebrando tambien, este día.

'Our birthday is nature´s way of telling us to eat more cake'...

Dude, we fondly hope you continue eating more and more cake every year, for many years more. Next time, make sure we are there with you, that would be much appreciated. :3 "

I really wish I could be there. As I said before (Don´t be lazy, I published it yesterday. Look at it), I really wish to make a grand fugue out of this country, not because of it being corrupted and infested with terrorism, but because I care about myself and others, and I don´t want to have to explode in a million pieces of desperation, not in front of everyone. So, if I shall explode, let it be on German territory, and not out of desperation.

With all of this, I only seek to tell you (The one´s that are actually reading this blog) that I want to see my sister, before I become a maniac philomath, psycotic beast, loathing teenager, and crazy philosophizer. Yes, I am definitely at risk. I must reach Germany before I fully complete my face of being these things I listed. Otherwise, I will then become melancholic and sad. Since it is my fifteenth birthday I will be celebrating there, I want it to be thoroughly and completely new and wonderful and I want to be at full capability to change. If I stay, you may know, I will never reach myself the most excellent way I am capable of. Understood or not, I will move on to the next topic.

Due to the lack of an actual next topic, I may inform you, I will not move on to it, for it is imposible and surreal. Therefore, I´ll see you in my next entry.

 

-Carlos, Deassy, Nico y Kami :)